Why you always, ALWAYS play in the office lottery pool

Now that Powerball is at $300 million, here are the only two reasons you need to justify playing in your co-workers' office pool.

1. If they win, you'll be miserable that you didn't get in on the action.
2. Not only will you be miserable, you'll also be left doing their workload when they all quit on you, making your life a living hell.

Case closed. Your $5 entry fee is well worth the peace of mind you'll receive.