Bad choice of clothing
So I'm in WaWa today grabbing coffee before I go to work and a guy with a full blown, mid-eighties Wayne Gretzky Edmonton Oiler jersey is there. As he's walking out, I say to him, "ooof, all you need is a guy in a Tocchet jersey with a wad of money following you around and you'd be all set". He just mumbled something under his breath and walked away.
Let's briefly recap Gretzky history. Wayne Gretzky played for the Edmonton (Alberta, Canada) Oilers up until the late eighties. He finished his career with the New York Rangers in 1999. Aside from coaching the Phoenix Coyotes and Team Canada in the Olympics, he's been relatively out of the spotlight until the recent gambling scandal that arose last week.
Dude, if you're going to wear an Oilers Gretzky jersey NOW, you'd better have a sense of humor. You don't see me walking around dressed like Dick Cheney in an orange hunting blazer, and if I did, you know I'd be smiling.