This is not the doobie77 you're looking for

It's bad enough when you have a great idea for a name (American Idle), but then find out at least 432 people thought of it before you did. Or when you try to get a personalized license plate at the DMV only to find out someone else has your nickname and you're stuck with "DOOB1E"

So you go through internet life thinking a handle like doobie77 is safe, but then you find out someone ELSE is also using that handle and telling revealing stories about themselves. If I could only sue for slander...